Banned in Chicago

Back in the late '60s or early '70s, the lyrics for a Noxema shaving cream jingle included the line, "Noxema feels so good it was almost banned in Boston."  Apparently Beantown had developed a rap for being Bantown back then.  Today, it seems as if Chicago is vying for that title.

This week the city that banned Foie Gras is again making national headlines for a proposed ban.  This time it's on "self-sealing plastic bags under two inches in either height or width."

Supporters suggest the ban would adversely affect those selling and buying crack cocaine and other street drugs often sold in such packaging.  Prior to the final vote, the Chicago Sun-Times reports that concerns raised about citizens being penalized for legitimate uses of the bags - such as extra buttons sold with clothing, or jewelry repair - were addressed.  Violators of the ban would be punished by a $1,500 fine.

This latest City Council ban got us thinking about all the other things that you can't do, buy, watch or have legally in Chicago anymore.  Some make more sense than others, and it seems enforcement varies greatly.

Here's our quick list of Banned in Chicago, in no particular order:

  • Handguns
  • Smoking in public places
  • Hand-held cellular phone use while driving (note, Illinois prohibits headphone or earplug use while driving)
  • Soda (Pop) and candy (in Chicago Public Schools)
  • Begging or pan-handling
  • Spray paint (sale of, within city limits)
  • The Cobra XRS R9G (a traditional radar detector that also tracks the location of red-light cameras  through GPS)
  • Brent Kowalkoski (from Wrigley Field)
  • Stun guns
  • Dove's "Pro-Age" TV ad
  • My Space access from public schools and libraries
  • Ads for the New Line Pictures release Nativity Story (from Christmas festivals)
  • Billboard ads for alcohol
  • Pet chickens
  • Marijuana-flavored lollipops and gum drops
  • Murphy the Goat of Billy Goat's Tavern (also from Wrigley Field)

And while it's a Cook County suburb and not the city proper, we couldn't leave out the hugging ban at Oak Park's Percy Julian Middle School.  The school's principal, Victoria Sharts, was quoted by CBS-2 as saying, "Hugging is really more appropriate for airports or for family reunions than passing and seeing each other every few minutes in the halls."  The report added that Sharts declared the hug ban is just one element of a comprehensive discipline and anti-bullying plan.

But one of our favorites came from the now-defunct Chicago icon, Marshall Field's, which in 1921 banned its female staff from having bob haircuts and wearing rouge.  Given it was the prohibition era, we only wonder if store clerks exited the famous State St. store through the city's deep underground tunnel system, applying their rouge on the way to the speakeasy.

We invite your comments adding to our list.  If you ever find yourself violating one of these bans and need legal representation, give us a call.

 
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  • 3/11/2008 8:32 AM The Law Blog - Joseph P McCaffery wrote:
    The Chicago Tribune shares a well-written POV on the City Council's latest proposed ban in Chicago: ...but we're not in the mood for another boneheaded crime-fighting measure that inconveniences law-abiding citizens more than the criminals...
  • 3/20/2008 10:13 AM The Law Blog - Joseph P McCaffery wrote:
    Perhaps our bloggers spoke too soon when we posted the lighthearted look at what's banned in Chicago. Seems some things - or at least some people - are excluded from the city's trend. From today's Chicago Tribune: Contract swindler James Duff is banned from Chicago business for only 3 years Imprisoned businessman with Daley ties will be eligible to bid for city work before his prison term is up
  • 3/20/2008 10:35 AM The Law Blog - Joseph P McCaffery wrote:
    It looks like Ald. Hellen Shiller, who represents the Uptown area - known for its rather artistic, bohemian culture - is rising to the defense of those tiny plastic bags. Will Chicago give up on its ban-wagon?
  • 5/19/2008 9:37 AM The Law Blog - Joseph P McCaffery wrote:
    Last week Chicago repealed the two-year-old foie gras ban that made the city an "international laughingstock." What may be more embarrassing for Chicagoans than the ban itself, however, might be how the democratic process is applied in Richard M. Daley's kingdom.
  • 6/21/2008 12:10 PM The Law Blog - Joseph P McCaffery wrote:
    High Court rejects appeal on Illinois horse slaughter ban...
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